It’s not enough that they have to tatt up every square inch of their bodies, but the Seattle Times want Seattleites to take things one step further… and tattoo their loos.
I came across this article yesterday, while trying very hard not to read the local paper (sometimes I can actually feel my brain cells dying).
The article profiled Toilet Tattoos, a company that (shock!) also sells it wares in Walmart.
IF this looks at all appealing to you:
Then check it out. My personal favorite was the moose:
Fear not, the tattoos are not permanent and you can buy a bevvy and change them weekly. Go nuts people.

No, no. I’m from Western PA. This is NOT singular to Seattle. It is singular to places with hunting populations and access to meth labs.
Venn diagram, please.
I don’t know if you’ve seen them, but you can buy resin toilet seats/lids that are clear with things like seashells and sand inside to make a very pretty pissoir.
I think you are going to have to offer photographic evidence of this… for sure.