I ambled out the front door to check the milkman had delivered our milk and eggs, and I find this:
What you are looking at is two milk crates full of eggs. That’s 18 dozen eggs, rather than the usual two dozen I order.
Someone got into my account with Smith Brothers and added 16 dozen eggs to my order.
I am now the proud owner of about 216 eggs.
I’m not going to name names, but I’ll just say that a certain quarterback for the Denver Broncos, formerly of the Indianapolis Colts, sports the number 18 on his jersey.
That’s right people. I got pranked by Peyton Manning.