Overheard in carpool this week…
My child: According to my mother, I have to shower tonight, but I don’t need a full shower.
Friend A: I hate full showers!
Friend B: I don’t remember the last time I took a full shower.
ME: What’s a full shower, boys, and pray, how is it different from a partial shower?
Friend A: A partial shower = no soap.
Friend B: Yup, just water.
ME: So when E comes out of the shower wet and still dirty, that’s because he only took a partial shower?
My child: I told you I wasn’t alone.