Outdoor Instant Pot! (Or What to Do When You Find Out You’re Never Going to Have a Kitchen.)

First came to brisket in the outdoor slow cooker.

Today, I borrowed an instant pot from my friend R., and I’m christening it outside on the back steps. I moved the plants out of the way and am staring at it until it’s done.

I should preface all of this by saying that I am not allowed to own a mandolin. When I say not allowed, I mean that every time I buy one, M returns it. I am a clumsy cook. OK, I am a clumsy everything. A mandolin would have me without a finger within a few seconds. The conventional wisdom was that an Instant Pot (pressure cooker) would have me decapitated in the same amount of time. Everybody was sure I would explode it in the kitchen.

Guess what? I don’t have a kitchen! And we just found out that we have to submit plan amendments to the department of building in Yonkers so I’m never going to have a kitchen!

I just have to keep Lois and children away from the machine, because I’m fine decapitating myself, but the cats are a whole different story.

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2 responses to “Outdoor Instant Pot! (Or What to Do When You Find Out You’re Never Going to Have a Kitchen.)

  1. Forget the cats, how was the brisket?

    Hanna Goldsmith hannagoldsmith@mac.com 07968194406 http://www.buildingfeasts.com

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